December 2011
44 posts
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pfcriatividade:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody who...
luciedee:
I’m done with people.
It’s probably the pills talking, but I’m so fucking tired of watching these “friendships” turn into shit. If no one tries, why should I?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend mom: where are you going to go mom: what’s their name mom: where do they live mom: how old are they mom: are they from the internet mom: what are their favorite colors mom: what about hobbies mom: what about pet names mom: do you have a boyfriend mom: are you lying to me mom: what ethnic group are they
Follow this...
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
– Josephine Hart (via pompadoursandpincurls, mols)
And sometimes you just know when and when not to cry.
(via tranquality)
(via winterofeightynine) (via dearnextlove) (via advised)
theresemae:
This makes me happy on so many levels
You don't want to die, but you don't want to live....
I love this song and this version <3
We are...
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw...
ahzombiebunny:
Isn't it sad when you get hurt so much, you get to...
“It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.”
– Emily Haines (via quote-book)
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on harry potter.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
♔♔♔: Fuck you for giving up on me. Fuck you for... →
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
Fuck you for giving up on me. Fuck you for making me cry. Fuck you for breaking your promises. Fuck you for being such a player. Fuck you for not caring. Fuck you for all the nights I cried myself to sleep. Fuck you for leaving, along with my happiness. Fuck you for wasting my time. Fuck you for…
“I feel like young girls are told they have to be this kind of princess and be...”
– Emma Watson (via watsonlove)
Reblog if 2011 was a rough year for you too.
robomello:
Last 2 YEARS ugh
it’ll get better soon
Here’s to hoping 2012 and on will be better
Watchweisshaupt:
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever...
Reblog if you're a virgin.
bubblesofrinia:
seriouslawak:
THE NOTES!!?!?! OMG. WE’RE ANGELS!
We’re so innocent like unicorns! ^.^
And we can all still see the unicorns! ^^-
